Top10 Ways for a Madisonian To Celebrate Her Birthday

Advice I Sent to My Madison, WI. Sister on her Birthday

Top10 Ways for a Madisonian To Celebrate Her Birthday

10 – Picket a Wal-Mart

9 – Secretly visit a Wal-Mart, in the middle of the night, when you think no one you know will be there.  Save numerous dollars.

8 – People-watch on State Street and remember fondly back.

7 – People-watch on State Street and remember that you used to be stoned, just like them, and lament at how, now that you’re not, everything is much clearer.

6 – Eat a burrito as big as your head.  Wonder if they have lasers, at the door, that measure your head.

5 – Buy fresh vegetables.

4 – Remark how nice the bus system is, even though you never utilize it yourself.

3 – Recycle something.  Forget that it will likely end up in a landfill anyway, but at least it will travel there in a green truck.

2 – Organize a car-pool to help the environment.  After a couple days of people not showing up on time, farts in enclosed spaces, and personality clashes, return to driving solo.

1 – Look at the doorknobs in the state capitol building.  They say ‘Wisconsin’ on them.

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