My eldest niece recently made a joke, on Facebook, that she was too mediocre to fill-out one of those “Write 25 interesting things about yourself” forms. I replied,
“Embrace your mediocrity, Amy. Excellence is simply a spike in the norm. Incompetence is just a dip. Stand in the middle and “get ‘er done”, Kiddo. The hare is twitchy. The tortoise boring. But the dog out for a walk looks like a happy bit*h. Sure, the leash is some times chafing, and the annoyance on the master’s face, as she has to wait for it to take a d*ump, is a bit embarrassing, but screw ’em; ‘if they don’t want to watch than take the collar off and let me run around,’ so thinks it. Or some equivalent, much less defined, in its mediocre — even for a dog — little mind. It soon forgets anyway, and goes on with its happy little walk. Maybe it’ll even get a treat if it does what The Man tells it to do in a timely enough manner.”
Oops. It turned out I had been using a couple of different add-ons. So, not to unduly give credit to the wrong add-on, here’s how the features actually breaks down, by the two Facebook add-ons I use. The list is not meant to be complete. I’ve found that using these add-ons in tandem makes the most sense for me.
- Facebook Toolbar for Firefox – Link: http://developers.facebook.com/toolbar/
- Provides a toolbar with quick links to the main Facebook areas. There is a toolbar at the top of the browser and another one, with different features, at the bottom of the open Facebook window, although to be honest I am not sure if the bottom toolbar is part of this add-on or the ‘Boost’ add-on (listed in the second main bullet of this posting, below).
- Provides pop-up notifications for new friend requests, messages, pokes, event invitations, group invitations, wall writings, and various notifications regarding friends. It does not offer skins, contrary to my previous posting.
- Boost for Facebook – Link: http://apps.facebook.com/boostup/
- Auto-Login for Facebook
- One-click pokes
- (beta) Facebook Video Downloader (haven’t tried this feature yet)
- (beta) Homepage Auto-refresher allows one to force a homepage reset every x minutes. I haven’t tried this feature yet, because I hop around often enough, via the Facebook Toolbar’s quick links (see above first main bullet) as to make this feature redundant, making me think the bandwidth onus unnecessary.
- Various Display Settings
- Skins – This is a really fun feature and keeps it fresh.
- Apply Light Color to Posts – Applies a secondary color for the skin to wall posts and comments so they stand out. It makes viewing easier.
- Hide sponsor and other ads
- Hide ‘People you may know’ on homepage. Personally, I like ‘PYMK’, so I don’t use this option, but I imagine that I’ll try it eventually when that section gets exponentially silly to keep around.
Dan previously wrote:
A while ago I added the Facebook Toolbar for Firefox
to my Firefox. I had only used it to login automatically to the site. But for fun, I just checked out the options. It has a sidebar, that lists all my friends, and its browser toolbar adds quick links to the various Facebook locations. I find navigating, at Facebook itself, to be non-intuitive, with reference to what is in the content of the ‘Home’ and ‘Profile’ sections [Facebook toolbar]. The toolbar makes all that irrelevant, as one can just use the toolbar instead of navigating at the site itself.
I loaded the ‘RUSH’ (band) skin, finding that there are numerous skins for the thing. [Boost toolbar]
You can download it at the following link, or simply navigate to your Firefox add-ons (Tools|Add-Ons|Get Add-Ons), type in ‘Facebook’, and click ‘see all’, then scroll down to it.
Being a space program fan, I use the Firefox – ‘NASA Night Launch’ theme. I noticed this morning an add-on, the ‘Dark Gmail2 Nasa’ Extension, that compliments it. It basically extends the NASA theme down into the GMail web interface. I dig it. While I prefer to do my GMailing through Thunderbird, this will be a cool interface when I am out and about and using my thumb drive’s U3 version of Firefox.
Check it out via your Firefox‘s Themes and Add-ons.
Cnet’s article is good. My summary:
- Don’t bother buying a 3-D Ready Set today, if you’ve recently already upgraded your TV.
- 3-D sports is really cool. Wearing the glasses works well.
- Glasses-free 3-D in-home systems are at least 10 years away, due to the need for “at least 50 more pixels” [to provide distinct signals to each eye] “to provide a similarly robust 3D experience without glasses.”
Check out the full article here: http://ces.cnet.com/8301-19167_1-10142957-100.html
Nothing new is discussed or posited in the article, but it’s short and worthy of a quick read. It’s just a re-tread of the “old guard” versus the “embracing new tools crowd” topic, where folks who don’t Facebook wonder if the concept is killing in-person interaction or enhancing it.
When I changed companies, after 11.5 years, and I cleaned my desk, I went to deposit my little open-bin of rubber bands back to the general stores. They were all so brittle that pulling them the least bit caused them to break. In that moment, more than any other, did I realize that entropy rules. Only via continual renewal, input of energy, can we fight the tide. We won't stop it, but we'll ride it, ever seeking that perfect half-pipe of experience, so when we ultimately hit the beach, perhaps we'll not have too much sand up our arses.
I am SOOOOO hooked on this site: http://cosmobells.blogspot.com/
Thanks, Joel W., for turning me on to it.
Contrary to my prior post, Paul W.S. Anderson is planning another Resident Evil installment. Catch the buzz here: http://movies.ign.com/articles/939/939627p1.html